Description: Hi Guys, it’s me Larry Larkmo “The PranKing Zebra”. I have another great item for you. Do you have that special someone like our founder and CEO who's always grumpy, has to go to the bathroom every five minutes and is always taking a nap. The one you wouldn't trade in for anything less than a 25 gift card. Or how about that friend or family member that still thinks he or she can play sports or pick up heavy boxes, you know the one, the one in their late 30's or 40's or older. If you said yes then we have the perfect prank gift for them. The kit includes an Older Than Dirt sash perfect for those special birthday pictures that you'll take and never see again. Also included is our idea wheel. Great for those retirees that have no clue what to do with themselves other than wait for the mail to arrive. We've also included an Inflatable walker and cane for those with joints so old they can predict the weather. Don't forget about the Car Magnet that warns drivers to stay away. You know what grandpa always says, "if you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk" oh that grandpa lol. Lastly we included a pair of Emergency Underpants for those unexpected sharts, or when a bathroom is literally seconds away and they can't make it in time. Heck let's face it this kit is for anyone over 25. Because these days 25 is the new 65. You probably even know a teenager that acts older than they should. Like the one that hasn't seen the sun in a few months. Or the one that thinks walking outside is like running a marathon, imagine the look on their face when they open it. This gag gift is great for those of us who love to laugh at ourselves or others and refuse to let our age define us. We may be older but we'll never be too old to laugh. First up in this joke box of fun is our Caution Senior Driver car magnet. It measures 6.78” x 6.78” and is super bright yellow - we’re talking brighter than the sun…on a cloudy day. You know what Grandpa says "If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk"Next up is our Inflatable Walker and Cain Combo….fries and a drink not included. With their cholesterol and sugar levels it's probably a good thing. To be used as a joke only, does not support any weight. We all get that occasional shart. Now you can shart with confidence knowing you have an extra set of Funny Emergency Underpants. One size fits most, skid marks not included.Now that you’re old, besides waiting for the mail to arrive you probably don't know what to do with yourself. Have no fear, the “What to do Wheel” is here. Simply give it a spin and let the magic of the wheel decide for you. No more wasting calories trying to think.Lastly what great gift would be complete without a beautiful sash to take pictures with and embarrass them on social media. Warning we can not be responsible for losing friends or family members after giving this as a gift, but hey look at the bright side, you don't have to get them anything next year if you do
Price: 24.99 USD
Location: Oxnard, California
End Time: 2024-10-28T18:32:03.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
Brand: Larkmo
Type: Prank Joke Gag
Occasion: April Fools
Theme: senior
MPN: Old-Drt-Gft-St
